Broken Teeth & Burger Queens

Slightly bemused by his lack of direction
(Toujours stupéfié par ce manque de direction)
Hey You, Hey You
Came to this world by caesarean section
(Né à la césarienne sa première opération)
Hey You, Hey You
Chooses his clothes to match his pallid complexion
(Ses habits avantage sa pâle imcomplexion)
Hey You, Hey You
Now it takes him all day just to get an erection
(Et maintenant tant d'efforts pour une si simple érection)

Hey You,
Things aren't what they seem.
(Méfiez-vous des apparences)
Makes no sense at all
(Ca n'a aucun sens)
Things aren't what they seem.
(Méfiez-vous des apparences)
Makes no sense at all
(Ca n'a aucun sens)

Goes out to cruise and to meet his connection
(Il drague en boîte et il cherche sa connection)
Hey you, hey you
He never scores he just gets an infection
(Pas trop de jouissance mais pas mal d'affection)
Hey you, hey you
(Il ríve de l'endroit à la plus belle sélection)
Hey you, hey you
(Né toujours tant d'efforts pour une si simple érection)
Hey you, hey you

Things aren't what they seem.
(Méfiez-vous des apparences)
Makes no sense at all
(Ca n'a aucun sens)
Things aren't what they seem.
(Méfiez-vous des apparences)
Makes no sense at all
(Ca n'a aucun sens)
Things aren't what they seem
Luxemburger queen
He's a burger queen

Hey You,
Things aren't what they seem.
(Méfiez-vous des apparences)
Makes no sense at all
(Ca n'a aucun sens)
Things aren't what they seem.
(Méfiez-vous des apparences)
Makes no sense at all
(Ca n'a aucun sens)
Luxemburger Queen,
He's a Burger Queen.

Slightly bemused by the total rejection,
(Toujours stupéfié par ce manque de direction)
Hey You, Hey You,
Came to this world by caesarean section,
(Né à la césarienne sa première opération)
Hey You, Hey You,
Dreams of a place with a better selection,
(Ríve de l'endroit à la plus belle selection)
Hey You, Hey You,
Dreams of a face that is pure as perfection,
(Ríve d'un visage à la pure perfection)
Hey you,

Things aren't what they seem,
Luxemburger Queen,
Luxemburger Queen,
Luxemburger Queen,
He's a Burger Queen.

I should never eat again.

I should feel bad I should feel terrible I am the fattest thing that has ever waddled this earth and my front tooth has a huge chip put of it.
Clearly this shit has been going on for three years too long.

I am so sore and so hung over. I have a nasty looking bite mark on my shoulder and thinning hair and I can't remember half of what happened last night.

Did you know that bile is a beautifully-bright coloured like sunshine yellow?